Gag Gifts…
These gifts aren’t necessarily gags, but the reviews on them are definitely tongue-in-cheek. These are a few of my favorites, along with a quick quote from the reviews.
- Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
– This is a knock-off! Do NOT be fooled by its impossibly low price. “For those of you who have already been taken in by the slick marketing of this product, and by its unbelievably low price of only $67.99 (plus shipping), I can only feel pity. You’ve been HAD!”
- Laptop Steering Wheel Desk
– The greatest thing ever invented! “Wow is this thing great! I use it as a “mini-bar” when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next.”
- Fresh Whole Rabbit
– These are NOT alive! “I’ll keep this short and sweet. We ordered one of these rabbits for our children this Easter and boy what a surprise. It is NOT a living rabbit.”
- Uranium Ore
– Great Product, Poor Packaging. “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. “
- JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
– The Donk is OK, not recommended for a drunken rampage. “If I had it to do over again, I’d leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk … more like a Badonkajunk. “
- Wolf Urine 32 oz
– One for the cellar. “One is immediately drawn to this vintage by the colour, which is an elegant, pale straw hue with an appealing peachy fruit on the nose. It has an incredibly effervescent bead — the whole glass teams with bubbles — culminating in a frothy layer at the head. “
- Denon Dedicated Link Cable
– Disappointing quality. “A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the “directional markings” on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.”
